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13. Gonna Be Trouble
Everybody wants to talk shit, but who can? Not the Macho Man Randy Savage, that’s for sure. In his long and storied career, his most undefeatable…
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12. What's That All About
Macho Man—a professional wrestling heavyweight, a pop culture icon, beloved by millions. But who did he love? “What’s That All About,” the 12th track on…
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11. Feel the Madness
Macho Man Randy Savage, you call yourself. A rapper, huh? A big musical artist. MC Macho, master of ceremonies. Well let me tell you something, you…
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August 2024

10. Get Back
“Get Back,” the 10th song on the Macho Man Randy Savage’s debut rap album, calls out the punks fool enough to step too close. “Get back, dude,” Macho…
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9. Be A Man ( Part 2)
What is a man?
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9. Be a Man (Part 1)
We’ve made it, friends.
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8. Macho Thang
Would you believe it? We are halfway through Be a Man, Macho Man Randy Savage’s debut rap album. Halfway through, my average ranking of its tracks is…
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July 2024

7. Tear It Up
When I search YouTube to listen to “Tear It Up,” the 7th track on Macho Man Randy Savage’s debut rap album, the second option is an offering from user…
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6. Remember Me
In the early 1980s, Elizabeth Ann Hulette took a job as an on-camera host for International Championship Wrestling, a promotion out of Lexington…
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5. Let's Get It On
“McDonald’s should get a Michelin star.”
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4. Hit the Floor (featuring DJ Kool)
One of the biggest joys of being an adult is when a mortal fear you had as a child becomes something you love. As a kid, I was terrified of roller…
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3. RU Ready?
The third track on Randy Savage’s Be a Man attempts to turn up the heat. “We’re gonna do the damn thing. So I hope y’all ready!” Macho says in the…
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